This is the movie where something wonderful happens.
In this movie we rent a cabin and spend whole days together
and our ribs shatter because our hearts have grown so large
and it’s a real blood bath in that we’re taking a bath
in all this blood, and it’s real romantic. Then there’s a lake
and the lake is a real blood bath
in that whatever is in there was slaughtered to death.
I’m just kidding! It’s all this blood from our hearts.
In this movie I finally tell you how much I love you.
I say it with a three-car pile up.
I say it with a fireplace and a 401K. I say it
as indirectly as possible. Then the angels come.