Rob Schlegel

Can I eat old chocolate

Will juniper berries make me crazy

Can I really eat breakfast at Tiffany’s

What if an asteroid

What if a Metroid

How do moons sex

How does bonsai sex

Is it true you don’t choose who you love

What does Genesis say

What does Sugar say

Is the President a terrier

Am I addicted to screens quiz

Is it normal to cry after sex

O brave little engine

Where is your aorta

Is NFL pink eye

Why do fraternities still exist

Can I take my dog’s Tryptanol

Can I buy a house with a credit card

How does Nike fuck

Is John Ashbery Jesus

When did Reagan walk the earth

Can I deep-fry Dayquil

Can I buy Illuminati sperm on the black market

Are gravity in India

Why am I so attracted to JD Samson

What if my toddler eats my Zoloft

Is it ok to take pictures at a wake

Is it ok to give my therapist a gift

Can I eat snapchats

Is it normal for cats to pant

Can I take my gun to heaven

What are symptoms of Liberia

Is it ok to gram stain candida

Is it normal to cum while I poop

Where is your pituitary

How does Sony fuck

Does the Internet make me depressed

Is Eileen Myles a Kennedy

Is it ok the police

Does America own the moon

O brave little engine

Where are your ovaries

Does gravity bend light

Is Reggie Watts a wizard

Can I eat Lucifer’s wife, and what wonders is she sitting on, over there

Do my coworkers like me quiz

What if I were famous vine

Is my toddler’s Vader helmet more vitally alive when it’s sitting on the shelf, no
     longer reduced to the context in which it was made

How does cloud fuck

What if Brandon was a dinosaur

What if Dot was a sea cucumber

What if America’s Dad

What if I was a girl

Is intuition good or bad

Am I addicted to Adderall quiz

Will I die before my children

Is glass even a thing

A falling stone endeavors to continue in its motion

What if a bullet

How do smiles sex

Is brain future proof

Am I going to be ok

Are you there, it’s me, Robbie

How does this phone work

How do you know